Loyal friends,
I am spying behind enemy lines in an attempt to gather intelligence. There is, quite literally, NONE to be found.
I located the infamous covfefe. I can tell you it is 1) NOT a coffee-like substance, and 2) requires antibiotics to get rid of.
~ KJ#SecondCivilWar pic.twitter.com/KhagaaMipc— Captain Janeway (@CaptJaneway2017) July 4, 2018