Tripadvisor review: The hotel was awkwardly located miles from anywhere. There was a huge, black, slab thing taking up 3 spaces in the car park. Also, the view of the sea blocked by a gigantic foetus. Stay here & you'll feel like you've aged decades. Not recommended. 2 stars. pic.twitter.com/1f9KaeoRpz
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) April 2, 2018