Exhumation of Salvador Dali's remains finds his mustache still intact https://t.co/Q7HMjFsLbV http://pic.twitter.com/DpSJbHnWq6 — Lee Potts, OFS (@LeePottsPoet) July 21, 2017

Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake / and dress them in warm clothes again. http://pic.twitter.com/1IndZDfAKZ — lauren elma frament (@sadsquatch_xo) July 21, 2017

"You who are not different," Jorie Graham "Updraft (NYC, May 1982)" http://pic.twitter.com/nAiPmWVmlL — Maryam Kia-Keating (@drkiakeating) July 20, 2017

A surrealtor? — Lee Potts, OFS (@LeePottsPoet) July 20, 2017

Everyone is a PhD at the University of Hindsight https://t.co/JlxCz1WeOU — Daryl Morey (@dmorey) July 19, 2017

tfw when you're thinking about buying a bottomless pit but your surreal estate agent thinks it's a bad investment — CA Mullins (@SandcastleMLNR) July 16, 2017

Because "Let Obamacare Fail" sounds better than "Let millions of Americans suffer and die so I can blame it on the black guy." https://t.co/BDEdeNrmuY — John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 18, 2017

Because "Let Obamacare Fail" sounds better than "Let millions of Americans suffer and die so I can blame it on the black guy." https://t.co/BDEdeNrmuY — John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 18, 2017

http://pic.twitter.com/LHtIkRI4Vx — RJ Andrews (@infowetrust) July 18, 2017

instant twitter classic from @CBSNews http://pic.twitter.com/NT6C8QTJCp — Doug Landry (@dougblandry) July 18, 2017