The president tearfully sighs,Recalling his beautiful guys,Who tended at timesTo do major crimesBut did them with stars in their eyes. — Limericking (@Limericking) May 27, 2018

I don't want journalists to use the word "lie" because I hate Trump, or because I need my rage ratified. I want journalists to use the word "lie" because if they can't recognize a lie, I have no faith that they can recognize the truth. — Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) May 27, 2018

Imagine posting this on the day the top news story is 1500 children ripped from their parents who have no idea when they'll see them again. https://t.co/0aKvOe3B8F — Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 27, 2018

The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun. 1. The spice is called melange.2. The spice confers power and longevity.3. Melange is a French word for variety. In other words, variety is the spice of life. Why does no one ever talk about this? — Hikarenger! (@HikerYote) May 26, 2018

The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun. 1. The spice is called melange.2. The spice confers power and longevity.3. Melange is a French word for variety. In other words, variety is the spice of life. Why does no one ever talk about this? — Hikarenger! (@HikerYote) May 26, 2018

"They are sitting there screaming and crying, 'Please don't take me away'…There are 700 little kids sitting there by themselves without their parents. They are traumatized." Thread: https://t.co/7wNZzbfZI8 — Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) May 26, 2018

We live in an amazing world. — Lee Potts ? (@LeePottsPoet) May 27, 2018

We live in an amazing world. — Lee Potts ? (@LeePottsPoet) May 27, 2018