Diogenes was eating lentils when a courtier saw him and said, "If only you would learn to flatter the prince, you wouldn't have to eat lentils." Diogenes looked at him and said, "If only you would learn to eat lentils, you wouldn't have to flatter the prince." #BuyNothingDay
— Moti Rieber ✡️☮️🌹 (@rebmoti) November 24, 2017